Russians are taking on Swedens?

@bevraj of choice: When last approached by a sideline reporter, Joe Namath was quoted as saying, "We don't want no swarthy Puerto Ricans dirtying up our white away jerseys."

@salokj: but France did not "cheat."

New York City has offered Reese's parents a $20,000 settlement

@HowardRoarkLaughed: I'm a little concerned that "your" refridgerator is actually my refridgerator. #openmailbagtuesday

@A Duck With a Lisp: No. That's just me. I had chili for lunch. The smells are easily mistaken for each other. #zackgreinke

@UkraineNotWeak: I thought that he was calling Ms. Sterger the "fairest" (of them all). #jennsterger

The have ten days to avail themselves of the "a-pellet" process. #tennesseevolunteers

All fifty have been knocked down, but they'll get up again. You're never gonna keep them down.

Eh, TIT Lion is no Fuck Lion. #indianahoosiers

"Hey Crompton, can you buy me some beer after the game. My I.D. sucks." #tennesseevolunteers

Anybody know if/where the Ireland/France match is on TV? #chadochocinco

In related news, Marvin Lewis failed to grasp the irony in giving his "serious game for serious people" sermon to a man that voluntarily changed his last name to Ochocinco. #chadochocinco

@UkraineNotWeak: No, but he basically sucked Bob Walk's dick. #timmccarver

Needs more acoustic guitar and back-up vocals from Brandon Arroyo. #timmccarver

@Kid Canada: Nice call. Although, I detected a subtle hint of Richie Sambora. #watercoolerfodder

By the looks of Nash's jersey, David Stern was so displeased with his public critique of the officiating that he disemvoweled Nash. #stevenash

If we've learned anything from the Law & Order, Criminal Minds, etc., genre of crime serials, the bookish looking ones are usually the pedophiles. #billself

Joe Namath's scotch soaked lips were declared dangerous and must be muzzled, after they attacked a SportsCenter anchor and sideline reporter.

By the looks of that picture, Nantz might be quoted as saying "I have [Mumm's] taste on a [Chimay] budget." #jimnantz