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Russians are taking on Swedens?

@bevraj of choice: When last approached by a sideline reporter, Joe Namath was quoted as saying, "We don't want no swarthy Puerto Ricans dirtying up our white away jerseys."

@salokj: but France did not "cheat."

New York City has offered Reese's parents a $20,000 settlement

All fifty have been knocked down, but they'll get up again. You're never gonna keep them down.

"Hey Crompton, can you buy me some beer after the game. My I.D. sucks." #tennesseevolunteers

Anybody know if/where the Ireland/France match is on TV? #chadochocinco

In related news, Marvin Lewis failed to grasp the irony in giving his "serious game for serious people" sermon to a man that voluntarily changed his last name to Ochocinco. #chadochocinco

Needs more acoustic guitar and back-up vocals from Brandon Arroyo. #timmccarver

By the looks of Nash's jersey, David Stern was so displeased with his public critique of the officiating that he disemvoweled Nash. #stevenash

If we've learned anything from the Law & Order, Criminal Minds, etc., genre of crime serials, the bookish looking ones are usually the pedophiles. #billself

Joe Namath's scotch soaked lips were declared dangerous and must be muzzled, after they attacked a SportsCenter anchor and sideline reporter.

By the looks of that picture, Nantz might be quoted as saying "I have [Mumm's] taste on a [Chimay] budget." #jimnantz