The loyalty of former Trojan hoops bosses runs deep. How else can one explain Henry Bibby restraining that skank's efforts to skull Floyd with the chair? #timfloyd

@ScientificMapp: But who designed the 3 piece suit and horn-rimmed glasses that you were wearing? #worldseries

@MarkKelsosMigraine:

"Do you have this suit in a 42 Douche?"

@twoeightnine: I'm guessing close to 23o. #peterking

And the Lord sayeth: Nice shirt, but you ain't getting me to take off my Gators #15 jersey. #pennstatenittanylions

I'll believe that Jeter actually drives a Ford Edge before I believe that he gives a shit about 10 morbidly obese losers shoe-horned into baseball pants. #derekjeter

God, Peter Angelos is such a dick! #running

@ClueHeywood: Smell my old media wagging finger. #espnhorndoggery

Nice picture. He looks almost drunk enough to drive home. #tonylarussa

"My father played for the coach from "rememeber the titans".

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Radcliffe. #nfl

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I've got to admit, I'm surprised that only 54% of their homers were hit at home. #newyorkyankees

Bud Light in the Bathroom: Piss In, Piss out. #washingtonredskins

Justin's getting all emotional. Somebody give him a Huggy. #oaklandraiders

@DirkToberFest: 4. Anywhere south of Canal and east of Centre.

Baseball will announce that only veteran umps will work the World Series

@Durr T. Sanchez: Why? There aren't any fat chicks in the picture. #kansasstatewildcats

@tekamul: And we'll never learn what her avatar would have been. #mediameltdowns

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No big secret, I'm Rip Torn bitches.