@Barry Lutz: ...And ruin the historic/asterisk'd majesty of coming back from 3-0 to vanquish the Yankees and the "Curse" in one fell swoop. No thank you.

@UkraineNotWeak: Simple. Don Ohlmeyer is Leather.

That crazy bitch's dead fetus is not walking through that door!

@Dr Steve Brule: You're the one?

This is why I insist on driving myself home at 4:00 a.m.

Giambi used to play third?

Cripple freestyle - You're doing it wheelie wrong.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching.

Is MLS's decision to recruit foreign superstars a byproduct of MLS and US Soccer's seeminly divergent interests?

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Nonetheless, even Mina thinks the Boca Brees is a pinko commie rag.

In fact, Beckham said in a comically high-pitched voice, it is up to some of those fans to change their behaviour.

In today's litigious society, I expect that once Frattin sobers up and realizes that Finley busted all his stuff, he'll Sioux him.

Deadspin: I come for the peep show and rape fantasies. I stay for the Chicks With Dicks photos.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Yeah, that Tienamin guy has no reason to bitch. He was in the public square.

@Dashiell Bennett: Very well then.

Anyone that's surprised that CBS showed the video is apparently unfamiliar with Big Brother. This is their wheel house. They even kept Julie Chen in the loop to avoid breaking format.

@Dashiell Bennett: I'm not trying to stir it up but wasn't there a Comment Ninja directive last Friday that anyone attempting to imbed or link the EA video (while still available on the internets) was up shit's creek? What's the difference in this case? She certainly suffered a greater (alleged) violation. So is the…

She was sitting on his right? Michael Lewis already brainwashed me into believing that NFL QB's only need protection on the left side. I'm so confused.

Fuck's a Joel Osteen?

Although listed as probable, FF owners should be wary of starting Big Ben. As we now know, Roethlisberger has no qualms about pulling himself out at the last second.