MopUpReliever
MopUpReliever
MopUpReliever

"I got a fever and the only prescription is more vuvuzela."

If they want to encourage competitive soccer, they shouldn't set up pitches on the side of a goddamn mountain.

Like any money hungry Terp, he'll only carry Under Armour murses.

Looks like league consists entirely of Dynamically Youthful Kickboxing Experts

Wow, the first first few weeks of the his gig have NOT been kind to Conan.

"Hun, have you seen our dignity? Can't find it over here."

@7-8 Deville: You're assuming that just because he was driving, he was sober?

Tootie and Jo have not aged as well as Blair.

Nothing would make me happier than seeing the entire commentariat ignore the next post concering Brett Favre.

One Red Sox fan was taunting a woman in a wheel chair during last year's playoffs. Who does that? ...

Having children, like everything else in life, has its ups and down. Happily, mostly ups, but the offsprings' eye infections that precluded my enjoyment of the NYC bar-crawl... not so much. To make up for it, I left work early and have spent the past 6 1/2 hours pounding Coronas, shooting Cuervo and being a general

D.Erdy is +8 ?!?!!? Fuck goes my US Open pool.

Ed O'Bannon is give Findlay Prep's players all the tools they need to, like Ed, get straight-4 results out of their super-charged V8 potential.

AJ's dry-cleaning is going to be so fucked up.