"Brah, don't forget to do our secret move."

Dr. Frank Reynolds, D.V.M.

I am gravely disappointed to learn that Braylon Edwards was not offered third mic for the Deadcast.

@racing_polish: Stereotypes don't materialize out of thin air.

This post did nothing but cheapen the tag "College Basketball"

@One Sack, Two Sack: Phooey. Enlightening Discourse.

@The Governor: Be convicted of murder?

@StanGable: Trick question. UGA fans don't have jobs.

@Brian Adams: Wherefore art thou, FAILBOT?

@DeepFriar: Both are overrated.

Reminds me of the time that I told Ronny Reagan to knock down that wall.

@Harniss: I never knew that Dubuque, Iowa had that kind of scene.

Frank Beamer's massive goiter could not be reached for comment.

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: 5? Woof.

Berry was simply venting his frustration regarding Davis' constant nagging.

@BarbarobicsInstructor: +1

There are over 300 young boys in the Snohomish County Little League and most of them will go pro in something other than burglary.

23" white gold chains, dress sandals, Whitlock sense of entitlement?

@Barry Lutz: I always thought that it was Cat Fancy that almost ruined his career.

...he wants Chosen One Bryce Harper's family to move to the Dominican Republic, which isn't covered by the draft.