The four characters flanking LeBron on that billboard are better than rest of the Cavs' starting 5. See, the Chinese make everthing better!

Her history is a heartwarming American story. Born in the Bronx on June 23, 1954, she was diagnosed with diabetes at the age of 8. Her father, a factory worker, died a year later. Her mother, a nurse at a methadone clinic, was left to raise her daughter and a younger son on a modest salary.

@Barry Lutz: If he'd gone with John O'Connell, David Kahn would still be eating government cheese.

I'd make sure I'm driving towards the right field bleachers during the 4th quarter. You know, in case you've got a kick an 85 yard field goal to win.

@X-tacle: They think her last name is "Sis Boom Bah"

I'm guessing that Rhoda's been plowed more times than the Kensington Expressway.

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: You just scared the shit out of Brian Daubach.

@MopUpReliever: Proof readings for pussies.

"Pirates' manager John Russell skipped the tour saying he'd rather visit when he has andold, white, GOP President."

He should have appealed to the Judge's interests in personal privacy noise statutes.

Post needs less Lane Kiffin Twit and more Layla Kiffin Twat.

Nice windpants. Was he apprehended in a strip club?

Was Von Trier the midget from Goldmember?

Everytime a bell rings, Adenhart gets a K.

Even worse, MLB still markets the Jim Leyritz intructional batting video, Drivin' Em Home.

GQ is on Sanchez's tip this month, imagining him as a latter-day Hasselhoff.

@mfdoom: How will he celebrate the history of the Brooklyn Dodgers?

@Quake 'n' Shake: Absolutely. Just like when Mac nailed the pro-lifer in the backseat of her car.

@bigredgambler: Yeah, but remember, she was going to be somebody's only light and shine tonight.

Sheesh, any team that would sacrifice its conference obligations for a big pay day should be called the Whorenets.