Shane Matthews < Judas

@Athens_Grease: You said it. I wouldn't fuck her with Collin Finnerty's dick.

Then I hope we both take the advice of your coach and can get together this summer. Dinner for you and your family is on me.

Whitlock thinks Brooks be bojanglin' in that get up.

@Rickey_Fitts: I love how [SI.com] is reporting that "S.I.'s Tom Verducci has learned" that Manny will be suspended for 50 games. Does that mean S.I.'s Tom Verducci knows how to access the LA Times via internet?

@BigRicks: Who knew that Karma has a piss test?

Schuster was taken out after five innings with his team trailing, 5-4. Schuster allowed four earned runs and three hits. He walked five, hit three batters and struck out five.

Al Davis decided to sabotage McShay's mock draft because "that punk looks like Kiffin."

Seventeen is legal tender in the state of New York.

This story would be more compelling if the high school yearbook photo had been reshot at a sharper angle with slightly worse lighting.

@Chuck Knoblauch Throwing Error: He's trying to get out of this with straight probation. If Brafman had any inclination to roll over and let him do some time, he should have done it early when Plax could have completed a six month split and still made it to training camp on time.

@MitchKayak: You've never done any amateur modeling have you?

Stabbed by Foulke. He underhands it to first and the Newark Bears are the Atlantic League Champions! Can you believe it?

By the looks of it, that wasn't just Tim Gleason's first time performing in the Stanley Cup playoffs.

@Lukin: I agree - A real [expletive deleted] cunt!

What kind of idiot would pass on his opportunity to wield the Fah-Q paddle?

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: Was the tumor 6'9" with the afro?

@Michael Smith: And that's why he always beats Woody Paige's ass on Around The Horn

Izzo Goes To Broadway was written exclusively as a mini-Broadway show telling the story of Coach Izzo's journey from Milan to Minsk

@MattinglysSideburns: I'll pass on this puff piece.