I can't figure out why, but suddenly I want to do shots of Absolut Pears

@X-tacle: She's just doing it to pad her resume.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Neither has Billy Gillespie.

You know, he can wag his finger in seven different languages.

I thought the Steamers were from Cleveland.

My money is on Chet Lemon and Tootie from The Facts of Life

@NordoftheBlings: Value Over Replacement Cu..

A man like that can only commit to one woman, The Lady on the Moon

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I want that quote inscribed on my tombstone.

@Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: And now we know why EA is replacing Suzy Kolber in the Green Room.

@crazyjoedavola: Thanks.

@Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: I bet you'd be offended if the dancers were wearing green.

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: So was Teddy Ballgame's cranium.

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Maybe a few years back, but now he's more of a wide receiver.

@wonderlic—-myballs: The Finger Lakes region isn't exactly world renowned for its high school football. Just saying, you're never going to see FNL: Manlius on NBC.

@Afino: There may be a new meme here, but I can't find it.

@Upshaws Leash: And Orange County minivan drivers with misdemeanor records.

@UkraineNotWeak: But would he be a bear or a twink?

@Brian Adams: Wow. That comment cuts like a knife!

Tyson Chandler got himself some road beef jerky last night.