“there’s no other explanation, I must be a time traveler.”

telepottying?

“I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.”

I think my favorite part was.............

I don’t get to use this funfact all that often, so I take every chance to share.

I wish I had the rights to use that image. I’d post it just on its own.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

And now I’ve won pissing contest twice, Madeline! And my one post got starred over 1000 times! CAN I PLEASE BE OUT OF THE GREYS NOW?!

1. I live in NJ, although the only time I have enjoyed a burrito is in the mission. STILL WOULD RATHER EAT TACOS THO.

So instead of ordering a burrito, he orders all the constituents ala cart and makes it himself?

The police shoot more white people overall, but they are statistically more likely to shoot an unarmed black person than an unarmed white person. Blacks tend to be viewed as more threatening and are given less leeway/benefit of doubt than white suspects.

OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.

When I say white, you say privilege!

DING DING DING DING DING!

here’s the video:

This little boy is exasperated that his mom is having another baby.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.