MommetCoddler
Mommet Coddler
MommetCoddler
Dec 31 2015
13

These tributes just keep getting weaker and falling, I have no idea who’s going to win this Hunger Gam-I mean presidential election. Read more

Dec 31 2015
32

Oh this is about to get GOOD. Carson’s too arrogant to quit, but there’s no chance he attracts another set of top tier political operatives. Looking forward to new campaign manager Jesus and new communications director Dr. Ben Carson himself.

Dec 31 2015
48

So Carson is the only man he ever met?

Dec 28 2015
56

My long term abuser is a dedicated ocean swimmer and every time someone gets eaten by a shark I hope its him.

Dec 23 2015
267

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

Dec 19 2015
208

Rough translation:

Dec 19 2015
764

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

Dec 18 2015
154

I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TODAY I GET TO SEE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 23 2015
26

Especially considering “criminal” is such a monumentally diluted concept in the US as to be meaningless in itself. Where innocence is supposed to be assumed until proven otherwise, the privatization of law enforcement has placed the priority squarely on monetizing every single available soul for somebody else’s Read more

Nov 22 2015
11

There is a strong sense of foreboding with the slow one. As if the pressures of mass culture that restrain it’s joy only serve to magnify the frenetically forced cheery jumping - perhaps foreshadowing a snowman proletariat revolution?

Nov 22 2015
39

This is the kind of dark stuff one truly wishes were fictional. All of this is awful. Criminal should not mean de facto loss of human rights.

Nov 17 2015
9

Pray tell, what’s the sample size of your “personal experience of women bringing unexpected pregnancies to term”? You’re funny.

Nov 17 2015
7

That’s a head-scratcher for you.

Nov 17 2015
139

Alcohol probably more of a libido enhancer than this pill, and it’s worst side effect is unintentional fedora-wearer sex.