Mommet Coddler
MommetCoddler
12/31/15
3:12 PM
13

These tributes just keep getting weaker and falling, I have no idea who’s going to win this Hunger Gam-I mean presidential election. Read more

12/31/15
2:04 PM
32

Oh this is about to get GOOD. Carson’s too arrogant to quit, but there’s no chance he attracts another set of top tier political operatives. Looking forward to new campaign manager Jesus and new communications director Dr. Ben Carson himself.

12/28/15
6:10 PM
56

My long term abuser is a dedicated ocean swimmer and every time someone gets eaten by a shark I hope its him.

12/23/15
11:25 AM
267

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

11/23/15
7:45 AM
26

Especially considering “criminal” is such a monumentally diluted concept in the US as to be meaningless in itself. Where innocence is supposed to be assumed until proven otherwise, the privatization of law enforcement has placed the priority squarely on monetizing every single available soul for somebody else’s Read more

11/22/15
10:58 PM
11

There is a strong sense of foreboding with the slow one. As if the pressures of mass culture that restrain it’s joy only serve to magnify the frenetically forced cheery jumping - perhaps foreshadowing a snowman proletariat revolution?

11/17/15
1:20 PM
9

Pray tell, what’s the sample size of your “personal experience of women bringing unexpected pregnancies to term”? You’re funny.