MommetCoddler
Mommet Coddler
MommetCoddler

These tributes just keep getting weaker and falling, I have no idea who’s going to win this Hunger Gam-I mean presidential election.

Oh this is about to get GOOD. Carson’s too arrogant to quit, but there’s no chance he attracts another set of top tier political operatives. Looking forward to new campaign manager Jesus and new communications director Dr. Ben Carson himself.

So Carson is the only man he ever met?

My long term abuser is a dedicated ocean swimmer and every time someone gets eaten by a shark I hope its him.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

Rough translation:

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TODAY I GET TO SEE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!

Especially considering “criminal” is such a monumentally diluted concept in the US as to be meaningless in itself. Where innocence is supposed to be assumed until proven otherwise, the privatization of law enforcement has placed the priority squarely on monetizing every single available soul for somebody else’s

This is the kind of dark stuff one truly wishes were fictional. All of this is awful. Criminal should not mean de facto loss of human rights.

Pray tell, what’s the sample size of your “personal experience of women bringing unexpected pregnancies to term”? You’re funny.

I’ll make sure to tell my sister that she shouldn’t have had a baby with a guy who died 4 months later. She should have seen that coming. What an idiot.

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Shut the fuck up. This is not an isolated situation in the US. Workers have no protections, fewer rights, and minuscule wages — though the 1% has seen obscene increases in wealth since 2008 (and since the 1970s overall). What about the father not having health benefits at his work? What about a longer maternity leave?

Poor people can still have children! We just can’t feed ALL of them.

That’s a head-scratcher for you.

Alcohol probably more of a libido enhancer than this pill, and it’s worst side effect is unintentional fedora-wearer sex.

cant do ugly...