I got married when I was 18 to my high-school sweetheart. I had asked him if he would marry me and he said no because he didn’t have a job. A few weeks later he signed up for the Marine Corps and asked me to marry him. We were married a couple of weeks after that.

Please explain about the proper regulation of a menstrual cycle. I’ve been having periods for over 30 years, and I’m still not sure how to properly “regulate” mine.

Currently I take my meds, make sure that I’ve had enough to eat, take a hot bath, take a nap, play a game, and ask for help if I need it. I had to do all of those things yesterday. My ex came over and took our son out for an hour so that I could have some time to recover my patience and equilibrium.

Blatant self-promotion ahead: I love RGB and drew a portrait of her. It’s available as a tee-shirt, sticker, phone case, etc.

I think that the medicinal properties of marijuana are the biggest motivator in the increase in use. There is a woman in my tribe who gives it to her daughter to suppress her myoclonic seizure disorder. My uncle and my mom’s cousin use it for chronic pain. I live in Colorado and voted for legalization, but I don’t…

The joke is on you: I live in Colorado where it’s legal! I voted for it to become legal even. I’ve never tried it though. I’m worried that it could trigger a major anxiety attack.

I laugh during and after sex, but it has never been described as maniacal. I usually warn my partners ahead of time, so there haven’t been any complaints. Several have said that it is preferable to crying, so take that anecdotal evidence as you will.

Eeee! I used to live in Mililani! and Manoa Valley! And I’m playing my ukulele in excitement!

I think you mean deaf. Dumb is when you can’t talk. I only wish that idiot was dumb.

Paul F. Tompkins plus social commentary equals win.

I would have said giraffe. But duck works.

I’m homeschooling my son this year, and we watch Drunk History regularly. He especially loves the Claudette Coleman episode.

You are the spitting image of CassieBearRawr. Are you related?

I give the wedding a 9 out of 10: Not enough gerbils.
I expect the marriage to be an 11 however. Congrats!

NPH and Zachary Quinto. Boom.

So pretty much just all figs.

“I will be so good at sex your head will spin,” says clueless local teen shortly before awkward failed sex experience.

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My only friend with goats also happens to be gay. Take that, conservatives!

His future wife will be really pleased when he tells her that he loves her like a brother.