I agree that this particular chapter is the jam, but the ones I’ve met were stupid dicks. That said, I can solidly recommend Anton LaVey’s autobiography (it’s an adorable pack of lies - buddy, you did not fuck Marilyn Monroe, sorry) and the Satanic Witch instruction manual he wrote.

The Church of Satan is an organization of atheists. They don’t actually worship Satan, and in fact only exist to point out all of the flaws in the way the U.S. treats religion. The U.S. government recognizing them as a legitimate religion and giving them tax exemption is actually their attempt to end tax exemption for…

Thanks for the signal boost. Hope we’re reunited soon. :/

You posted what I was going to post! The Church of Satan is on the right side of history, seems like a good cause to support (except I avoid all religion due to lack of faith).

Satanists are very much akin to Humanists with respect to their beliefs. The foundation is the same, the divine (that which is attributed to God, ect) is wholly human.

I’m pretty sure the Satanists are like the Unitarians in that they accept even non-believers.

Satanists certainly seem to be far more clever and charming than the Evangelicals.

In college, I wrote a paper on Satanic Death Rituals for a class called Dying and Death (anthro) and I had to learn about the Church of Satan in great detail. It’s a pretty great church-they’re all about doing what feels best to you. Hedonistic, if I may. And no devil worship—just people who want to do what they want…

This is the Satanic Temple. The Church of Satan is a different org. Not that I imagine CoS is objecting too much to the confusion.

On days like today, I say “Thanks be to God, for Satanists”.

Completely with you. Even Satanism is too Christian for me. Hahaha.

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

Same.

This small detail just derailed my entire day.

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