You are right - they should take a page from the “blind” auditions some symphonies now use (which has eliminated a lot of gender discrimination).

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

You’re welcome.

We masturbate furiously?

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.

It figures that the living embodiment of ‘cocaine logic’ would be really into mirrors.

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

Cassie?

That bear looks Coachella as fuck

for the knowledge of anyone who is coming down here as a lilly fan to be upset, let me say, this is a post about the brand’s very deliberately calibrated identity, not about any woman in particular who wears it. i’m from the country club south and know there are plenty of ladies out there who (1) do not fear…

holding you to it. this honestly sounds so good that i could retract my entire post tbh

White people have a good name?

I’m not surprised at that, when you see the numbers for how few physicians get disciplined even when they’ve really messed up. It’s really hard for professionals to not give each other the benefit of the doubt.

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!