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This is the news pic of the Easter egg hunt they held at a local park today. Basically they build a cage for the kids, fill it with plastic eggs, and they just pick them up. The parents watch from the outside like they are at a zoo or something. :| Glad I have never bothered to take the kids there.

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

That AG is fucking awesome.

I am also often unhappy, but that's usually to do with the fact that every day I live on this earth is a day I stand just a little closer to death and realize that no matter how hard I struggle against mortality no one will remember me 100 years from now unless I get a genocide together soon or something.

But seriously someone should have prevented that. No one wants unicorn shit on the chuppah.

Obviously, he's trying to prevent stuff like this from happening. Oh the horror!

That 2nd one was why people were really whining and crying when the latest Sims launched with no pools. No one actually wants to use the pools for pools, they want to use them to kill Sims off.

"Just play along. He's basically a child."

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

I read the 'tee hee hee,' of course, as a falsetto TEE-heehee. Followed by a crotch grab.

When I was around 8, I performed my first and only successful April Fool's Day prank which involved fooling all of my friends into thinking I was getting a pony. My MOM even played along, which really sealed the deal, and I had everyone totally convinced. I was a very imaginative child and I made up this whole…

I definitely think it's her. I have a close friend who works at an upscale gym franchise celebs frequent and has commented on how clear it is that Vanessa Hudgens is lonely based on the way she interacts with staff, offering to hang out etc. when the majority of celebs who frequent don't act the way she does.

Vanessa also has good reason to hate Perez Hilton. After her nude photo scandal, he used to draw dicks and cum on photos of her.

It really satisfies

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

That's a good guess. Google says she has a a sister but there's a 7-year age gap, so she may still feel like the "responsible" one.

Came here to post that opinion too. Dunno why, but VH immediately popped into my head when I read it.