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Some weird American foods I've tried: pickles brined in Kool-Aid (fruit punch flavor) commonly referred to as "Koolicles"; any manner of cheese, which if you think about it, is soured milk; mold (Bleu cheese/gorgonzola); hot dogs (this may take the cake); congealed chicken nerves/connective tissue (chicken nuggets);…

McDonald's McRib sandwich.

Whale, Jellyfish, Escargot, Rattlesnake, Moose, Elk, Kangaroo, Wild Boar, Monkfish Liver, Frog Legs, Head Cheese, Lutefisk

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

IS THIS A KARDASHIAN-FREE DIRTBAG? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I? WHAT IS LIFE?

Not gonna lie: I would wear the fuck outta that Cosima DNA dress.

The clothes are available at Torrid as well and honestly, I couldn't be more excited.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

All bodies are good bodies!

Re: "Your not ethnic enough", I'm ambiguously ethnic and it bothers the hell out of people that they can't place me right away. I always want to ask "why, so you know how to treat me based on my ethnicity?"

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

You truly are the vox populi. The people in the comments called upon you and you answered. Bravo!!!

totally impressed by you, and HOLY SHIT that family. They might be poly for themselves, but as a poly person myself I'm totally gonna pull the One True Scotsman card and say - they are BAD poly people!

You were NOT in a poly relationship, you were in a cheating one. They might be open, but they KNEW your husband was…

You have a bulletproof soul.

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

This dress is really cute and the stripes are smartly placed.

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.