The 30 Rock reference/burn is still my fav.

*this unretouched photo

"respects women to much to subject them to me" I'll have to remember that line the next time someone asks why I'm still single.

Well it's pretty empty since we're all at our respective homes but we're doing basically that on an email thread.

Mine too!! It automatically started playing in my head!

JURNEEEEEE. Also not gonna lie, as an old, the first thing that came to mind when I saw yr hed was this:

Sounds like a nickname medical residents would give one of their compatriots. Yo, yo, you...DJ Residency in da house!!! He be here all night, drawing blood, checking charts, and resuscitating the severely wooooooounded!

LOL, oh, you TRIED. That's so cute! *shakes head*

I'll be DJ Tanner.

And presented as faceless, completely interchangeable objects. WOW SO ORIGINAL.

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

Men fully clothed. Women almost naked. Yawn.

Is his DJ name Brody Jenner?

Poor people are perennially punished in America. Politicians get elected by promising to further dis-empower and disenfranchise them because so many Americans are too denial-filled to recognize that they themselves are one step away from being just as poor. They've been brainwashed to believe that they're somehow…

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

My husband and I met in grad school and didn't hit it off immediately. We got stuck in the same miserable class together on Monday nights. It talked about music history, and one night the instructor went on an endless ramble about Schubert's "syphilis attacks" and kept saying the nonsense phrase "syphilis attacks"…

Oh man. This went from awesome to goddamn disaster really fast.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

We're all in agreement that car is white & gold, yes?