MY CONTROL COLLAR IS MALFUNCTIONING BEEP BOOP

Start stuffing them into all your pockets now, Kat. They'll be ready for spring.

Emma Stone, Amy Poehler, Jessica Williams, Melissa McCarthy, Abbi/Ilana (you only get five, but I consider them a package... please?).

Vito Barbieri from Idaho,

uuughh, i just legislated all over my stomach!

It works best in Catholic schools.

These are the kids who go to school with rape victims. It's important to see what they think. Sexual assault education should target dumbasses, not their more sensitive peers.

I mean we do have the ability to "Shut that down" should there be a real problem.

If it's a legitimate re-write.

idk those dudes know whatsup

After the naked stupidity of the bill caused a bit of a blacklash, Fisher said he'll "pull back" the bill and re-write it...

Emma, this isn't the Harry we had in mind.

Emma, you can do much better.

When I was about six I used to smear myself with ketchup and lie on the sidewalk pretending to be dead anytime I saw any vultures flying around. My dastardly plan was to catch one and train it to catch and deliver to me the neighbors cute puppy I so desperately wanted.

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

Broken Age came out.