I feel pretty proud.

That is the greatest headline of all time, Madeleine.

I have got the perfect girlfriend for him.

when i am REALLY upset, my eyes freeze and go wide and my mouth opens in a smile so i just look EXTRA insane. luckily it's only happened like 3 times and it was so jarring the other person realized something was wrong and did not think i was super-happy, they just thought i had had a stroke or was about to stab them.

I thought about changing a couple of the details to [possibly] keep my anonymity on here, but fuck it. If this person reads this, hi there old friend!

Wow! Thanks!

When I was twenty-three I came to the conclusion it was about time for me to have a boyfriend. My parents had been bugging me about it for quite some time, and I was worried my relatives might start thinking I was gay. Though I'd been asked out and gone on a few dates, I had always broken it off very early on because…

Oh i should of added- after i broke up with him, I heard he proposed to the following 4-5 girlfriends and they all said no. He's still single last I checked and it's been 10yrs since I broke up with him.

Using "could of" is grounds alone for rejection.

I had gone to Vegas with a group of work friend(we were waiters so we were also the people we all hung out with the most).

The scene: Horrible abusive relationship. The inevitable morning after the all too familiar horrific night before. I am packing my bags. Unfortunately not for the first time, and not for the last.

I proposed to my then girlfriend after we'd been dating a couple of months. She said 'no'. We broke up 18 years later.

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

One thing that has fascinated me is people who call off weddings. It would be interesting to see how close to the actual wedding date people have called off a wedding. It is kind of a staple on TV and movies, but I have never heard of someone pulling the plug the day of, or even the week of a wedding.

How about: did you find out that your fiance was also engaged to another woman? I know of two (2!) people who found themselves in this situation.

Oh, there's absolutely a difference between feeling attraction and acting upon it. But even just experiencing the feeling must be like living in a nightmare.

I hate the fact that you're almost 100% goddamn right. I truly hate that fact.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.