ARE YOU SAYING JOHN MAYER WAS THE OTHER SHARK?

Fair enough, and to be honest I'd delete or at least revise my original post if I could figure out how (C.A., please feel free to if at all possible). It obviously is going to start a shitstorm that I didn't intend to create. Luckily for everyone, I think it will be one-way enough that it'll all flow this direction…

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

We can; would you fuck them?

yes we can

I feel like their being Christians is relevant. He got a picture of Jesus as a tip. I don't think that atheists, jews, hindus, etc. do that. Also, as a someone who is not Christian and was raised in on the East Coast, seeing the extent of religiosity of can be pretty striking...

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

In 5th grade we were assigned to write what America meant to us, with the winner (elected by the class) reading it in front of the entire school and a special guest baseball player for some patriotic celebration. I wrote a super anti capitalist screed about classism and racism that involved the sentence "They put…

Why is this news? Everyone knows Gabi don't fuck around.

Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.

So she's nine now?

I'm willing to bet that Eutopia's enemies - in other contexts - would be quick to tell you how much they value freedom and limited government intervention.

In the very, very early days of Match.com, I was living in LA and one of the people who emailed/contacted me from my profile was the guy who played Mike Teevee in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (the awesome Gene Wilder one). He was nice but we never went on an actual date.

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

That makes a bit more sense than the current X-axis, but isn't a fantastic solution. As it is labelled, though, the X-axis is a scale between 1,000,000,000 and infinity. Even the relative distance between each point is utterly meaningless!

Only two weeks until I get to see this piece of garbage movie and I can hardly wait.

Grimaces and side eyes, galore!

This is the love child of Seth Rogen and James Franco.