ladies is a trend???

As someone who has never been up to date on trends and was, in fact, voted Most Likely to be Arrested by the Fashion Police in high school, may I just say that I am delighted to finally be trendy. Thanks, vagina!

What is he getting "mixed up" in? He played really well and thanked his coach, a woman, and responded to people who had doubted his choice in coach. End of story.

First GhostBusting, now Tennis Coaching. We've done it ladies!!!

"A gift real special, so take off the top

Kitten is all "yes, yes my minions!" And then realizes there is a minion uprising and he is greatly outnumbered.

We get it, Scot Pankey, you are the most in shape teacher with the tightest pants.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

Who ya gonna call?

I met him once and he was so nice and it was so hard not to mention

I mean, my money is always going to be on the gal or guy who has a degree in the thing for which there is a question. You know, proving they spent years and years learning all the things necessary to talk about what they're talking about. Call me crazy, but I would go so far as to suggest that that be a minimum…

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

Monogrammed Thermosery

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

Zach Galifinakis IS Joaquin Phoenix...

Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.