Dammit. You beat me by a few minutes. That's what a silly kittenface gets for not prereading the comments before posting.

a dozen, but just to eat the bodies and get rid of the evidence. she's a city gal, so she can't have pigs.

Woah, a Murdoch product might focus on actual real-life journalism?

As a sufferer of Mitchum-Humpsterfumper disease, I resent being alluded to as a fungible yeti. We are each special yeti-snowflakes with special imaginary yeti-afflictions.

It looks like an infomercial, all it needs is explosions.

I don't even know what this (are those pumpkin seeds?) is but i want it inside the face part of my head now.

nooooooooo!

but like

This is the cutest existential nightmare!

Trust-fund recluse that had to sweep the empty grapefruit juice containers off his over-sized bean bag chair to screw me while he turned up the volume to Bjork. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

[comment deleted because I'm an idiot and was thinking of Steve]

Honestly I think a big thing is asking "does this person treat het/femslash couples similarly?"

Eeeep! #CORRECTIONS! Sugar Bear is not the child molester. He has his own criminal past, but not that (he robbed campsites and such). He's Alanna/Honey Boo Boo's father, not the man who molested Anna and others. That's Mark something, a whole other dude. Mama June is now claiming she caught Sugar cheating online…

I am so jealous of you right now!

are you bitching about a quote from another source? This is still another source, even if former writers have moved there.

he was so committed to the libertarian cause that he refused to burden anyone else with his ideology.

ugh!!!! My father says my mom brainwashed me 2. Also that we're incestual, & that she has munchhausen's. I think they are so desperate for any reason y their children might hate them besides the real reasons. The ironic thing is those bullshit reasons hurt just as much & just goes to show that they're willing to say &…

Your mother sounds like my mother; I cut her out of my life when I was 16 (I lived with my father) and asked her for an apology for the beatings and neglect that she inflicted upon me. Her response was basically a shrug that I could visualize over the phone. I just had to get on with life knowing that there would be…