I had a "Lumpy" too. And probably my most shameful of lays.
I was 18 and knew no better.

Definitely it was the Republican. Either one.

Holy crap: Are we the same person, living on a sliightly different plane?

I had a friends with benefits relationship with a Republican and one time after sex, he first thing he said was, "So. How long have you been a Democrat?"

I can't remember his actual name, just the nickname that my neighbor gave him: Lumpy

You "win."

Pandering is illegal? No one tell Glenn Beck...

You're the best.

*sigh* We are our own worst enemy. But not to worry comrade: I've already reported you to the Obama Politburo. It's for your own good.

Not quite, but there were signs. And I'll admit some stereotyping on my part is about to be involved, so I apologize in advance.

I too, have to atone. I posted upthread about the fact that my current lover is a Republican. I've told no one in my circle of friends, no one. I feel like I need to call my city councilman or the DNC and turn myself in.

You slept with a...Republican? A Republican?? What the Fuck!!?? This is why we can't have nice things! You seriously should be forced to go work with orphans in India for five years as atonement!

um. yes, i think you may win with Lumpy the Pimp!

I was in New Mexico, a place I'd never been, and was living on the streets. When i did finally get a place, I hooked up with a guy I met while "plasing" (donating plasma for $40 a pop). We smoked weed and he would tell me how special I was and how he was sterile so we didn't need condoms. I got an abortion and HPV…

This is a great thread because it is bringing out other people who have shamed fucked as badly as me.

I like you. You make similarly bad sexual choices.

Was it either of the two Republicans?

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

So many to choose from. I'll let yall decide. Let me preface this list by saying that I'm omitting the sociopaths and boring losers. This list is in no way representative of all my questionable and embarassing encounters.

I lived with a guy once that we ALL hated. He was childish, messy, and irresponsible. Everyone who lived in our sprawling college town home (so, like, 20+ people) was literally counting down the days until he moved out. We'd actually all greet each other like that sometimes when he wasn't around: "two weeks!"