This guy from plenty of fish who was so ridiculously hairy, like a full vest. Except for his public region which was shaved clean. We had sex in my grandma's house where I lived at the time.

yes i am sure it is i am sure its not just because they are a great big bag of dicks

This dude was my daughter's landlord for about 6 months. He wouldn't return her deposit when she left. Looks like we subsidized his defense. (For the record, she said he was always creeping around. We feel very lucky that was as far as it went.)

Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

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Disclaimer: Maybe the kid isn't a rapist, I haven't been following the case and I don't have all the information and false rape accusations aren't nearly as common as justified rape accusations but they do happen and we should learn all the facts and gather all the evidence before condemning anyone.

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

You need to become more famis to understand.

Ah, tweens. Never stop being little raging psychopaths. I promise you the hormones will even out eventually.

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

You know, some days I really have to scramble to make dum-dum celebrity stuff seem even remotely interesting and other days, the stories really do the work for me. Today was the latter.

If Michael Bluth has taught us anything, it is that it's way too fucking hot to move to Phoenix.

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

I knew a guy who was a lot like Jeremy Renner. Made tons of inappropriate jokes and was always desperately asserting his heterosexuality. He is happily living with his husband in Phoenix now.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

The real goal is to make being homeless so fucking miserable that they all just go to Nevada. You know, instead of showing any semblance of humanity toward fellow humans.

Let's put this in fiscal terms, shall we?

Did Jeremy Renner make that joke just to show everyone how straight he really is?

Here's my dilemma... Those songs that Douglas wrote are indeed terrible and yet somehow the fact that he wrote them makes him hotter. Hellooooo indeed.

My husband and I both work, but we don't make a lot of money. At one point, when it was just me working, we made $37 too much to qualify for food assistance.