MommetCoddler
Mommet Coddler
MommetCoddler

So more like this then....

Like this, only with tampons.

You'll only end up getting high on your own supply and decide to take the rest of us out so you don't have to share.

This exact same thing happened to me! My character talked to everyone, but when he clicked with one of the guys it just made sense. It caught me completely off guard since I've never had a gay character in a game before this, I was wondering if it had happened to anyone else playing.

The only major scar I have is from peeling an orange.

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

Oh Christ, where do I begin?

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

this, i will loose my liver in 30min game, same as star trek drinking game borg episode.

God - as if learning to love yourself at that age (or any) isn't hard enough, and then you look in the yearbook and someone has basically marked you as "not pretty enough" and made you into what they think you should look like? I had terrible self esteem at that age - if this had happened to me, I might still be

I definitely dated the Radical Feminist (hi, A.) and almost married him, too. But this one...this motherfucker right here is the absolute worst:

What are you watching?? I just finished the Endeavour series and I LOOOOVED IT.

Or maybe ask him to take it off? I prefer it off.

I feel gross about this, but I would. Even though he's wearing a fanny pack, and is awful. I am weak.

There is actually a hole in the back of the fanny pack he slips his penis through, so if you unzip it all you see is dick.

I really wish celebrities would stop making me look like a chubby unsexy asshole.

snacktastic, probs. she's team pancakes.

Rebecca, you were quoted in the Metro this morning in an article about Russell Crowe! I got really excited, and then realised I don't *actually* know you...