MommetCoddler
Mommet Coddler
MommetCoddler

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

Tara probably travels with a hammock. She probably has a few as back ups, too.

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I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston.

no knows I'm a cat. It's a secret I plan on taking to the grave.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

I got gifs of Maru too!

Here's what I know:

Christ, remind me to never pass out at a party with you around.

Waking up with a crude Sharpie dick on one's face is bad enough but you'd probably be all up in there incorporating cheek moles to represent some tiny obscure penis glands and making that shit a masterpiece.

I've extensively studied commercials that advertise Rx drugs, headache pills, heartburn relief meds etc, and they often show an anatomically correct drawing of a person (mouth open, a tube going from the mouth down into a circle area). So I've always assumed I had a pretty good grasp on the complex inner workings of

"Butt is that way" are four perfect words that remind me how much I miss Laura Beck.

I like how he specified that it's throbbing. That's important.

After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.