#corrections - aspiring model, not inspiring model.

Because no white girl EVER got pregnant as a teenager, AMIRIGHT???

Allen really wanted to help over Gchat when I was writing this:

After an illness that essentially fried part of my brain, I had to reteach myself to organize and keep my house together — a year ago this place could have been considered a fledgling hoarder's nest. My path to getting and keeping the house away from a state mandated inspection (and to keep my friends from calling CPS…

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Ok, but if I want an abortion and the father of my fetus doesn't ... does he have to pay me for rental of my uterus and/or body? Is he legally liable for my healthcare costs? Which one of us gets custody of the child? I'm assuming he pays for childcare in full, since he made sure that there was a child to care for.…

This is actually how this type of law functions in reality.

I recently got a Mirena, and although they had no law backing them, the healthcare providers heavily insinuated I needed my husband's verbal consent to have it inserted. "It's important to consult both parties on decisions that will effect both of them."

Note that they didn't ask if we'd discussed it - they just…

""Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it," he told her. "So you couldn't just go and say, 'Oh yeah, I was raped,' and get an abortion. It has to be a legitimate rape."

Yeah, Rick, how 'bout we make it that every mother of a soldier has to give written permission before we send her son or daughter off to war?

I found out recently that some doctors require the spouse's consent to perform permanent birth control, which is absolutely bonkers to me. Doesn't that violate HIPAA in like a billion ways? But at least they're consistent and they sometimes require it for vasectomies too. SO MANY EYE ROLLS.

That's not a pocket square, silly. That's his heart, and it's on fire for Jesus!

I also love what a waste of money this type of bs is, yet when we want money for schools, for people in poverty - you know, for people's lives and well-being rather than posturing - suddenly it's liberals wasting tax payer money.

Contracts aren't a freshly mopped floor or a delicious sandwich, so I'm confused.

But if the father is dead, all she needs is a notarized note saying so! It doesn't specify what type of dead (actual, biological death vs "he's dead to me" kind of death) so... LOOPHOLE!

Aside from this being dumb bullshit- why couldn't the pregnant woman being approached with this permission slip just say,"Aww, aren't you cute- but, this baby's not yours". This law isn't happening, but if it did, couldn't you get any man to sign this crap? I can't even figure out how he seriously came up with this…

I love how whenever crazy conservatives in government have a choice between wasting time trying to fuck over women and minorities and actually governing, they choose fucking over women and minorities every time. At least they're dependable.

I just can't today. I need to go back to bed. Does he also suggest we get written consent to KEEP the pregnancy? I mean, what it the father doesn't want the baby. WHAT ABOUT HIM???? I'm so effing tired of being thought of as no more than a baby incubator by these assholes.

"I, as a man who cannot get pregnant but can get women pregnant, DEMAND to have my opinion be heard on abortion! abortion has EVERYTHING to do with me, because I am a man. MEN. THEY'RE IMPORTANT."