That's where I'm at! It's pretty shitty and tasteless to mock a symbol that has religious significance to a lot of people, but if all the people offended are that homophobic, I'm cool with it. More dick crosses for us all!

I absolutely love that a child young enough to still believe in the tooth fairly can be so accomplished in throwing shade.

Obligatory:

I saw the last one and sent everyone home for the day

I really hope they use the last one for the "Charlie Hunnam's Butt" clip at the 2078 Emmys In Memoriam reel.

I have a stray that showed up about five years ago in the spring, while I was gardening. She is an outdoor cat, and I've made my patio into her little home. In the winter we cover it with heavy plastic, have a space heater, put rugs down and cover her house with blankets and comforters. She has a big woods to hunt…

I named my kitten Elsa* but I adopted her from the hot, humid streets of Guantanamo.

Shelter kitties are the best! (although only Lola, on the right, was a shelter kitty. Charlie was a stray who showed up at my parents' and demanded to be loved.)

GOB is my rescue kitty and he is the greatest kitty ever. We have been happily together for over a year, and he is officially one of my longest and most successful relationships.

The coolest cats are shelter cats!

Here's Milla, my little rescue kitty… we just has our 3rd anniversary last month. Love the little wee beastie!

:')

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

The universe finally answered the question of how can Chris Pratt be more lovable. Answer? Hold a baby wearing BABY GLASSES. It feels weird to truly love a stranger, but that's where I am now.

I have literally never seen a more pregnant looking person. She is just so tiny and compact and her belly got SO big by comparison. It was insane. I even remember showing a picture to my boyfriend, who thought it was stupid that I was showing him a picture of a pregnant celebrity, until he was like "holy shit, is she…

I have realized this past week that I have a Lopsided Friendship with the person I share an office with. Whenever she has a work problem, she expects me to drop everything and listen to her- I am not kidding- read her emails out loud. Then she basically wants to go over how she should reply.

That made me laugh way more than it deserved to.

She otter be very happy in her new home.

Flurfy butt <3

Otters are nature's stuffed animal. Did you know they HOLD HANDS when they sleep so they don't float away from each other?