If you have to create multiple fake accounts to make a point, chances are your point is fucking awful.

Good lord, those screenshots. Are you sure you didn't just unlock a secret Hellraiser level?

Not saying anything specific, but dont these bugs look eerily similar to those Tomb Raider bugs??

Also, I love how they actually dont get a fuck, its all PR bullshit. They knew it was buggy for release but they only comment on the issues after people cry on the internet. Fucking Ubisoft, I hope your company goes under.

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I guess this guy knows her well enough to know that she would think this was cute...I mean it looked like she thought it was sweet. This is why that guy and I would never have been a good match because I would have gone WWE on his face with that chair. You just have to know your audience.

This remains my all time favorite:

I heartily endorse both a reduction in the number of viral marriage proposals and an increase in the number of cat videos.

Why can't people just fucking have an adult conversation about marriage instead of making into an ordeal of publicly humiliating your girlfriend in an attempt to make a viral video? If you are worried she might say 'no' unless you coerce her in a public forum, you shouldn't get married (to anyone, ever). If you find…

Honestly, I would be much more concerned about free-swinging boobs being mistaken for big, warm cat toys, resulting in . . . some very unpleasant injuries.

I was reading Deadspin's Funbag earlier today, and there was a post about what were the most "masculine" alcoholic drinks. The best comment said, in essence, that worrying about/feeling compelled to defend your masculinity is pretty much the definition of not being masculine.

Okay, I took my bra off and now my stress level is down to about 25.

The thought of joining a dating site run by Steve Harvey makes me want to join a convent instead. The man is funny on Family Feud, but otherwise he is such a colossal jagoff.

This morning I said to my husband, "can we home-college?"

My husband and I already agree that we won't pay for our kids to attend college in states with restrictive abortion laws or schools with a big Greek life culture. Now this.

Also, young Alexis really needs someone to explain to her where the human butt crack is.

A real life Johnny Quest from Venture Brothers

I need to charge Culkin more for my necromancy services. Bringing him back as an abomination of nature repeatedly is beginning to become much more difficult, and the local farms are starting to ask what I'm doing with all of those chickens.

Every time I read something about The Rock, I think, "Damn...what a positive Bro-Model for all the douche-bros out there."