I actually do think this is one case where it makes sense (yes, even a big stupid balloon ballsack) because it's an opening for them to be like, hey, if you catch one of these signs, really seriously please do go to the doctor.

"Khloe and French Montana 'Break Up'"

Good - now he can go back to being a weird rural language dialect on the Canadian border.

You maintain away Mark! You're wrong, but you just keep on keepin on.

I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Just got back on OKC after a few weeks off, mostly because I was/am so horny it's insane.

I am trying to not be a bitter old wench this time around, to not question and dismiss people before I even exchange a message with them, but damn, some people are awful. I got one guy who whined that he wasn't going to message…

Sometimes people are beyond swearing and curse words. Like they don't DESERVE them. Sometimes the only thing that's right is an elementary school playground-style diss. And for those reasons I'm going to declare this fool...a turdburger.

If it was Mr., Mrs., Mrs, and Mrs I bet they would be cool about it.

Cops doing this is a bit sketch, but what do people think about a regular person conducting or hiring someone to do a background check?

Allow me to translate for Oscar. "why....................Why.................WHY? Why must I be ripped from the warm bosom of slumber?! Why must I be violently returned to this cold cruel world of reality from that glorious golden realm of dreams where I am free if only a short while from this dark tomb of awareness!…

Some of us don't need to imagine that.

Sharks are my favorite and this shark is my favorite favorite. #teamshark

It sort of happened to me when I was seventeen. A male officer tried to strip search me on the side of the road in the middle of the night. He felt me up, like, hands all the way up under my bra, and when he requested me to remove my pants, I finally found my words and asked him to write his name and badge number down…

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

*pushes glasses up on nose*

television is a PALACE OF LIES

IF it's real. Everything on this franchise should be taken with literally an entire saltlick worth of salt.

image of a middle-aged couple playfully frolicking in the waves on the beach

My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?