I thought it was more douchey myself.

SUMMER RAIN???? REALLY??? Did she get the idea while shopping different Secret deodorant scents?

He's a real fox.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

When this was posted over the weekend someone made the joke "Trailer Swift."

It's just like a boozy O. Henry story. So much self-sacrifice, so little quality liquor.

He's in jail, she's in jail; seems like a wine-wine situation to me.

Ain't love Old Grand-Dad.

I hope to find a love like this one day.

Yeah, Rebecca halp. Satire or nay?

My husband had to read A Modest Proposal in college and he started cracking up laughing. His friend looked over his shoulder, didn't get the satire, and was like "dude, eating babies isn't funny!"

Agreed. It's maybe too early on a Monday, but please let such a button be a parody.

I adopted a cat that was born in my garage and promptly abandoned by his mother because he had a cold and conjunctivitis. I got him cleaned up and took him in and was playing with him one night and he started running towards me, and then was sort of running sideways at me, next thing I knew his rump was facing me and…

It has to be weird as hell to play competitive basketball against the lady you share a bed with. Congratulations to the both of them, regardless!

From now on I am going to tell all my man-friends that my misandry is an evolutionary advantage, even if I am not even really PMSing.

Yikes!!! I'm totally fine with eating meat, but maybe kill it all the way before gutting it etc!!!! That sounds like a horrifying thing for a child to see.

I binged on Firefly. Now I understand everything and am confused...WHY was it cancelled. I need to know it Simon and Kaylee ever kissed! How is River! I need to know.

The only time eating rabbit really unnerved me was when I was at a fancy restaurant and got rabbit paté, and it came with house-made rabbit-shaped crackers.

Shut your orange rock face, Ben Grimm!

I feel like it's worth mentioning that the judge in Tennessee who ordered a baby's name changed from "Messiah" to "Martin" (because only Jesus Christ can be called Messiah) had her ruling very quickly overturned, lost her job, and was publicly censured by a judicial review board that unanimously found her decision…