Or grandpa.

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Well, at least they're being honest about how much they care about poor people. ;)

Well it's all an Objectivist circlejerk so it does not really matter.

Am I the only one who gets confused between Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ayn Rand? They are all one and the same to me.

F**KING DAMNIT!!! THAT'S SO ADORABLE THAT IS ANGERS ME DISPROPORTIONATELY!

IM GETTING ONE AND NAMING HIM "EIN"!


*Coughs* Ahem...

I like Corgis.

I tip like normal, because they are clearing and bringing me drinks - ostensibly MORE work than non-buffet. My opinion!

Bisexual teens are just as likely to fall into these categories, as part of their identity may be considered socially or morally unacceptable.

WIN

I just tweet-commented that both Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's publicity strategy is "Just go out there and be a human version of a puppy."

Don't worry. The map will say it's 12.

I'd be more impressed if she drew a huge vagina. I mean, I'm still impressed, but I'd be more impressed by a vagina.

SHE'S MY HERO!

Only 4.94? She should have made sure the length was at least 8. Ideally, 9 or above ;)

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

Makes me want to walk in there with heels and a muscle shirt the next time I'm in Denver.

I have to learn this line.

It all came out after my first husband died (suddenly, and in front of me). I had confronted him directly a number of times over the years and he denied, denied, denied. And I was mostly in denial, too, though once I threatened to leave and he went to my mother to try to prevent it - how fucked up is that? After he…

I was engaged and living with a man I had been with for 6 years. He had broken up with me the year before and we called off the wedding, but after two months got back together. He broke up with me again, because I wasn't being "wife-like" enough for him, and I once again packed a bag and headed to stay with my…