Seriously, what does one have to do to get fired from your office? Eat a baby at a board meeting?

I prefer the old-fashioned way. Getting drunk at the holiday party and then screaming at my cubicle-mate that TUNA FISH SANDWICHES SHOULD BE EATEN IN THE BREAKROOM, NOT AT YOUR DESK ASSHOLE!!

Just what the world needs, a digital passive aggressive helpmeet.

Moisture is the essence of wetness

You'll have to invite Jolie to the orgy, of course; she'll know how.

Bleach.

Oh shit. I've been fucking tortoises. Am I going to get fired now?

I'm glad you had a wonderful experience being raised by a young mother, but I think you're extrapolating one good experience onto the rest of humanity, in all its variations. My mother had me at 30, after she'd started a career, done some exploring, and figured out who she was. Now I have a mother who's in her middle…

Women are increasingly working now?!

So when a woman accidentally burns dinner and gets a beating for it...she shouldn't have burned dinner and provoked her partner, amirite?

IT IS TONGUE IN CHEEK, GET IT?

Seriously. I love you.

Sure, but there's got to be some realism. Otherwise, you got nothing and everything. Might was well make people just wish any movie problems away. The basic science premise is so bad in this movie it would be like starting Waterworld with a voiceover about water being made from carbon and oxygen.

whoa... I think this is what Kant meant when he wrote about the sublime. Also, WHAT is the explanation for that dude's nose and mouth in the thigh gap. You can't just drop off this gem without elaboration. Tell us.

Clearly Erin's secretly carrying a torch for SHREDDER

THIS. The reason I have such a problem with them using the 10% nonsense is because it's a lazy plot device that has been used multiple times and the entire concept is so painfully stupid. They did that in the Sorcerer's Apprentice too. Magic was explained by that concept. The movie was bad enough without that…

Yeah. It's cool that women are watching movies with women as leads but... This is a little embarrassing. We have to be able to do better than this.