I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

Referring to a member of a minority group as if they represent all members of said group is dehumanizing.

JUST SOME BLOGGERS ENJOYING LIFE W/ MASON JARS

But are you allowed to scalp tickets?

I kinda want to start hanging outside Atlanta Braves games in a suit and whiteface and be bad at dancing and hand out packs of saltines.

Seriously. I love it when other people decide for us what's genuine outrage.

They simply don't care what hurts you or me or anyone who isn't white. They want what they want, and how dare we ruin their good time with our "faux outrage" over this cultural appropriation nonsense.

Finally someone gets it. It's not enough for some people to know it hurts us to see you treating it like a costume. Just stop wearing it.

Don't forget to condition that thing. Loads of Avalon Organics Peppermint conditioner, so its end won't split. :-)

damn, and I just plucked out a couple.

I see that coming in by like 2016

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.

Panic in Portland!

I just realized it'll be a year in August since I last had sex. I'm so good at this I didn't even have to try.

YES YES YES. I was coming here precisely to say this and get Better Off Ted a few more views on Netflix, and am glad I was not the first/only to do so. That was one of the better comedies I've seen in recent years (will never forget my favorite episode about the security system that somehow couldn't see black people)…

Oh I hope she's the new command. She plays frosty sociopath so well.

perhaps it has to do with the fact that being a predator has nothing to do with how someone looks

Unless you're really bad at it, having sex tends to take longer than grabbing diapers.

Grabbing diapers is different because the intent should and does matter.