#notallwhinylosers
"...the bane of MRA-holes & other whiny losers."
Yeah, the last thing we'd want to instill in prisoners is a desire to be productive members of society! We don't want them to get too comfortable with a sense of human dignity and all.
GENDER FASCISM. I wanna be the Stalin of pop feminism.
I like Steve.
When you think about it, Minecraft can be a bit of a jerk simulator.
What hath Katy Perry wrought upon us.
Can I take credit for my sister's time she got really, really lucky? I'm 9 years older than my sister, the baby of the family. One day when I was 11 or 12 (and she was 2 or 3), I walked into our family room to watch Nickelodeon or something. I could hear "Barney" playing on the TV and was not feeling that shit. I walk…
I won the Grand Prize in a TV show/Chips sweepstakes. It was for a trip to LA, cash, visit the set, meet the star, some show swag and a bunch of chips. I then found out I was pregnant and asked if I could get the cash value of the prize. So I got $7500 for entering my email address one time.
I bought a 1990 Nissan 240SX for $1500. Two years later, some guy ran a stop sign and hit me and his insurance totaled it out for $3000 and gave me asalvage title. A year after that, the car got stolen and my insurance gave me $2500 for it. Then, after it was recovered by the police, I got an extra $500 for some car…
I had a 2,640 pound steel door crush me to the ground back in November and I'm not dead, a quadriplegic, a paraplegic , in a body cast, or dead. Did I mention I'm not dead?
"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"
IDGAF !
When I was a kid, my mom told me Walmart was the only place that sold kids clothes. I believed that without question for years. Looking at this, I would prefer to live in that universe.
I really just need to start sending you my therapy bills, Mark.
DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???
Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.
who crunches the Chipmen?
For Tom, Summer is a MPDG.