Luckily, I don't have to dress to impress HeLa cells...

What makeup?

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

You oughta know, you just ruined this thread with your keptmoney bullshit.

You say, I only hear what I want to.

And would she have your baby?

Does she speak eloquently?

Alanis is taking it well. She called Dave just to say:

Did she go down on him in a the-a-ter?

It isn't. But the reason those women aren't victims of violence has a lot more to do with socio economic status than marital status specifically.

BREAKING NEWS: Domestic violence is no more. Sources say that reports of domestic disputes have dropped to zero.

That's the point. It's an issue that needs attention. Breastfeeding needs to be normalized and women shouldn't be shamed for doing it publicly. So good for her for getting people's attention.

You're talking about the baby, right? Because yes, babies sure do like to yell and scream when they're hungry. Those little attention seeking scalliwags!

As for mom, she did it because her child was hungry. That's called 'good parenting'. Confusing, I know, but try to keep up.

Only "hoes" breastfeed right? The pure ladies squeeze their breastmilk into a funnel made of gold and feed it to the baby while it lay upon a Lacoste bedspread.

My favorite thing about this story is that the picture was posted to a page about breastfeeding. So, people had to go out of their way to a breastfeeding page to be offended by a picture of a woman breastfeeding her baby. That would be like subscribing to Playboy and then getting all pearl-clutchy about all the…

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Methinks contrarianist fell into a bottle of wine and it rolled down hill from there. Weak sauce trolling!

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