Your story about the breaking boners question and the way the teacher handled it reminds me of a question a kid asked in my 7th grade biology class. It was near the end of the period and the teacher asked, "well, that's it for the subject matter for today. Does anyone have any questions? Anything you want to talk…
I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.
I'm as open-minded as the next guy but I don't smile at people until the 4th date.
DTS ("down to smile [at]").
The artist does not claim to speak for all women; she speaks for herself in terms of feeling out of place at a trade show she'd built up in her mind as being a wonderland of all the things she loved the most.
I don't think the comic is trying to represent all women though. Just the author.
Hit those fools in the jaw, man.
As soon as my phone has a giant blue X button, I'm gonna go bananas.
Pushed a ball around as a horse
That's what we were eventually advised to do but my cat was older. She spent most her life eating dry food, much of it probably pretty low quality because my parents are kind of cheap and didn't really know better. :/
That's exactly what my cat gets and she is very happy and healthy.
Dear Kitten,
My Maine Coon boy, as a kitten, used to dive underneath his larger sister during the mad runs around the house. She was not amused, but he is quick. One day he didn't fit anymore and he smashed into her side. They both went sprawling, and he took off running with his ears tacked back like the devil was chasing him…
I posted this the other day, but as I'm in the throes of love with our new kitten and this made me SQUEE Imma gonna post it again.
The voiceover in this ad reminds me of the much less upbeat (but equally funny) sad cat diary.
Is it just me, or does he kind of look like Benedict Cumberbatch?
heavy petting