"Think he's too hard on himself?"

"the Spider-Man sculpture was erected over the shopping mall's playground"

Your manput is duly noted.

I've never tried weed, but once in college 2 of my friends (1 roommate) ate weed brownies at a party, came back to my room, started freaking the fuck out, and demanded that I called 911 for them.

I firmly believe there is an ass for every seat.

Hey, no shade for the pencil dicks. Some of us have vaginas that can't accommodate much girth. Every snowflake is special.

Myself, I tend to go for... folks who are into it, and fully present in the moment with me, not worried about inches or minutes...

From video of experiment preparation.

Unless bar-cruising men start carrying around 3D-printed previews of their wangs

The thing that bothers me about it is equating boobs with sexuality. Rihanna was wearing a gorgeous dress to a fashion event. Her boobs happened to be visible in it. Was she dancing provocatively? Was she dirty-talking with the press? No. Her boobs were visible. And boobs don't have to be sexual in every context.

I know you're being rhetorical, but can I vote anyway? It's both! No matter how you dress, you're not going to avoid people projecting your sexuality and personality onto your clothes and self-presentation. So you might as well dress however the fuck you want to.

SERIOUSLY. You explained that perfectly. And it's so memorable too! I need to get my hands on a copy, fast, and read the shit out of it!

Congratulations to Ruth Graham. Since I just commented on this story over on Facebook, I can only guess she's getting oodles of attention for lacking an understanding of the spirit and the joy of reading.

FUCK YEAH THE WESTING GAME RULES!!!! I still pull it out once a year to read!! I even have the audio book!!!

Life is too short for me to care about a snobbish cunt who thinks that adults reading YA novels makes them an inferior person. There are some legitimately good quality YA novels, and I would hate for anyone to miss out on them because they think reading comes with an age limit. This can be applied to tv shows and…

I love The Westing Game! Purple waves!

I love you so much for this, Mark. Forever <3 <3 <3

So many contemporary novels for adults don't have any more depth and insight than young adult literature. They have more swear words and explicit sex but they're bogged down by pretension and self-importance. (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Freedom by Jonathan Franzen, you piece of shit.)

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!

Are the three ladies pictured supposed to be differently-shaped from one another? I am not seeing it.