"Have you thought about a more fitted short? It would show off all that work you've been doing in the gym, looking intimidating, with the pumping of the iron and all."

Hehe, yes I had mine sneezing on my face at 5am. Oh well. The gif came from this site btw http://iheartcatgifs.tumblr.com/page/5

I just saw my congratulatory email a few minutes before seeing this article and forwarded it to my husband with the comment "Social Media data mining fail!" (No kids, none on the horizon, none planned right now.) I'm sure it's someone's honest mistake (accidentally sent to all female users, as opposed to people who…

What the heck. The mom just leaves the kid there?! The dog could have easily come back. I'm a dog lover and usually find cats useless....but my hat's tipped to that cat for doing an awesome job of kid protection. Sardines for life.

More on this cat:

One time I heard my cat screaming and growling from my room in the basement of my parents house. I feared the worst, that my parents' great dane sized freaky big doberman had gone into my room and was killing my cat.

I ran in there to find that she was standing between him and her food and he was backing up.

To this…

The sound of the tires can fuck with dogs and some of them perceive it as growling. Still, far too aggressive of a reaction from that dog. Probably a good candidate for being put down so he doesn't maul a kid on a skateboard or something.

Before I watched the video, I was like, whatever, my dog hates little kids on bikes too. But after watching the video, I was genuinely shocked. That dog was waaay aggressive. And I might get chastised for this, but the dog isn't even a "violent" breed. As a dog lover, I'm very disappointed in this dog and his…

Cats are badass. My dog is a tough little pit mix who wants to chase cats, but she inevitably turns into a yipping little fraidy-dog when they smack her in the nose. The other day she tangled with a cat in a bush, who then chased her out into the street (she was on a 16 foot flexi leash). About 20 yards later, she…

Maybe a bit of both. The cat could very well view the child as belonging to her.

I've been mauled twice in my life by dogs. I wish there had been a brave cat around when I was a kid. Team Cat for life!

There is a close up shot of the wounds so a trigger warning might be needed.

WHAT THE EFF that is amazing!!! This Cat for President

"Like how some old people love collecting old tin foil." that's a thing? that's hilarious thank you for putting that image in my head. it must be so crinkly in their house though.aaruuuugghhh

I really hate the whole "well gay people should learn to be more tolerant of people who think they are disgusting subhumans!" thing. I think that the man (I don't know any of their names, not rewatching find out) when he very accurately pointed out that LGBT individuals spend their entire lives learning to negotiate…

God, this article is such an incredible fucking bummer, because it is SUCH a missed opportunity.

What do you mean "maybe"?

Gah, it's so hard to know who to trust when it comes to nutritional information. Guess we all gotta PubMed!