At least there was no clothes line.

Hey, I just don't think that this sort of thing should be shown on television. It is just too over the top. I don't want my children exposed to this sort of thing, and it is just not part of my belief system that this sort of thing is appropriate.

I would pay 50 bucks to have Boots join me on my post apocalyptic adventure.

Did they catch the guy that did this? And, more importantly, was he casually walking away from the explosion without looking back?

"red boots"? hmmmm

Damn.

It's not a bathroom story, but these remind me of one of my SO's worst restaurant experiences. He was a manager working at a nicer (20-30 an entree) bar/restaurant in a city known for it's older, wealthy population. At a table near the middle if the restaurant was an older man and his plastic, much younger gf, and…

Doesn't hurt that he's also kind of a CowBabe.

Not to mention, what the fuck is wrong with water? Not enough sugar? Urgh.

"Nighttime's when it really gets good" Fewer witnesses?

I tried re-watching Seventh Heaven, and I was kind of horrified that I really enjoyed it when I was a teenager.

There is (or was) a dating show—I don't remember what channel it's on—called Baggage. It's hosted by Jerry Springer, and it is often a train-wreck of uncomfortable, this-person-is-trying-to-be-sexy-and-is-just-coming-off-smarmy moments. Also, forced-sounding cattiness between contestants. Anyway, the person…

The wood splitter, or the body spray?

It was an AXE!

also, just as an fyi, i have a turkish husband who is sitting in our living room right now who says he has no idea what you are talking about...

I have the Googles, and also the Yahoos and the Bings (LULZ), but I couldn't find this law either.

Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.

Well, on the bright side for The Bachelor, ABC can now say, "See? At least we aren't fielding double murderers!"

Oh, intervention? Absolutely not too young!