While black yes. It's illegal to be black actually.

A.D. Miles is taking some dad cues from Ned Flanders.

He's like a beefy Megan Fox. Schwing!

This is starting to wear a bit thin. Can't wait for Stephen Colbert!

He's a bad little Russian boy who needs a whuppin!

dominance fantasies over various heads of state

Even so, it could just as easily be Fallout 1.

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

I've got no idea if Madonna's had anything done to her breasts. But your breasts are your breasts. They're not a blueprint for what Madonna's breasts look like, right? I am also almost her age, have never had children, and mine are just where I left them at about 25. Aging isn't a one-size fits all experience.

I don't know, if it's a Retina Macbook Pro, then it's probably pretty sharp.

Attitudes like this may be exactly why you're justwaitingforamate. :D

God, he even had to call it "an Apple computer" just to piss us Mac users off. This troll's good, gotta give him that. (although, I think The Simpsons made this joke already when they legalized gay marriage.)

I thought you meant "Republican porn."

There's plenty of room for neck beards on this article.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

Still not as good as this one:

He pays some hanger-on to stand on the other side of an empty frame and tells him how great and handsome he is.

Why would he need a mirror? He has Instagram.

Sibling double weddings are awesome if you're Lizzie & Jane Bennett!