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Also, saw this a few days ago: Forrest Gump opening credits as done by Wes Anderson

No one gives a shit about your pathetic attempt to get viewers.

No he's right, if that can even be called a review it was the worst I've ever heard. Morrowind does not have 2 real world years of content. That's 17520 hours of content. Yeah, no. the other points he made were just stupid. His opinion is bad and he should feel bad.

No, really. That was a really shitty video, he just made the statement that Skyrim was smaller and more casual than Morrowind, which is why "Elder Scrolls is a terrible series".

That video was crap, it was basically a guy rambling about how he liked Morrowind better than Oblivion and Skyrim over some random-ass gameplay, he didn't even bother to explain shit.

I don't know about the ones in the former Red Lion, but they put dorms directly west of the Tivoli, almost nearly under the overpass. I'd just graduated from UCD and heard unsubstantiated rumors from one of the administrators about drunken parties and sex assaults. She told me so I could go to the newspaper (where I

In the back of a moving hearse.

Edgar Allen Poe's bedroom.

I wanted to star it because it made me giggle. Then realized that would make me a liar.

If you came into this thread to masterbate you must star this comment.

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

Well la-di-frickin-da.

I gave a guy a blowjob in Claude Monet's garden in Giverny, France. For a girl from Alabama, that's a pretty crazy location. It was a terrible blowjob, though. Sorry, guy.

Handcuffed in the back of a moving cop car.

In a firetruck. With a fireman. ;)

Am I the only one for whom this isn't a problem? Not that men haven't "arrived early", but I don't think it's a big deal? I actually sort of see it as a compliment...

Does he speak for the bush?