If your dick were 67% bigger, she would have cheated on you. Science!

You just ran him off. You paid more attention to your children than you did to him

When I married my wife I was getting 100% of her love and I was given her 100%. Now we have 2 kids and I'm only getting like 33% of her love, but I'm still giving her 100% of mine because fuck my kids. It only makes mathematical sense that I would cheat to make up for the missing 67%. MATH!

This woman needs to go to the police and FBI because of the death threats. This shithead's ISP can be subpoenaed and restraining orders can be filed.

the baby life insurance mailings were too much for me. I sent one reply back in the prepaid envelope, scrawled with, "MY BABY DIED." That got me off their mailing list, and all I had to do was endure the death of a child!

My dude and I are not married but have been together going on 8 years. We are labeled as engaged on fb, so for about 7 years now, I have been given targeted wedding adverts. When I got pregnant last spring, I started getting the baby ads, which I don't even understand how? Posting an ultrasound pic? Well, i noticed…

I wonder if the OB is good at handling a punch in the noggin? What a charlatan!

I'm so sorry that happened.

Pretty much. I was getting adverts for maternity clothing about 2 days after I discovered my pregnancy. IN THE MAIL. LIKE MY MAIL BOX. I figure companies must have guessed I'm at the right age?

This especially blows when you have a miscarriage, but...target/amazon/the internet/the mail don't know it. And keep sending you things. For. Ever.

In the clearing stands 2 boxers,

Was he choking her in the shallow water before she got too deep? Because that's totally cool if you know what I mean. Doo'yah?

Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

it's worse when the strangers whose relationship you're invested in are less famous, because I guess there's a precedent for strangers giving a fuck about their personal lives. A married couple of cartoonists I like got divorced and they're both dating other people now and it makes me as sad as if it was my own…

Consider the SN, as well.

And from the third story

That's pretty much my stance. I don't know why I have a stance on strangers' relationship, but I do and that is it.

Didn't miss — Was covered with a huge headline over the weekend.

Well, to say it looks "awful" isn't really "nit-picky", it's wrong.

Chicken and Waffles was terribad. The Garlic Bread one or whatever was far superior than the rest for me.