Her scepter is a pumpkin gutter from William Sonoma. Her man is a werewolf from Twilight.
I will have to start playing this game.
My list:
I have a friend with Crohns. She recently got a colostomy so that she could function better. She spends half of her time in the hospital. I’m not sure how that is not a disability.
I was just going to say the same thing! For Pinkham: Taro is the root vegetable that is used to make poi.
You’ll ball alright.
If I ever had a fancy wedding (extraordinarily unlikely), I would wear this dress.
Imagine that a famous football player quit a team and made a similar posting. Would that not be worthy of an article?
If they don’t announce next month, I will cry. That is not a threat, just a fact.
All I’m saying is that if she had just been nice to him, gone on a date with him, married him and had his children, and never contradicted him in any way, this whole thing could have been avoided.
What about all the men who don’t stab women? Why don’t we ever hear about that?
In general I’m not very into organized religion. But every time the Church of Satan takes some kind of public action, I’m sincerely tempted to join. The only thing stopping me is that anything with the word Satan in it is a little too close to Christianity for me to feel comfortable with.
The only surprising thing here is that there weren’t more legit docs signing this thing. And that he holds any kind of position at a university. And that he still has a TV show after that congressional hearing where he had to admit that he was a liar and a quack. Actually there is a lot of surprising stuff.
I have a doppelganger in Denver whom I’ve never met. I do know that she used to be a massage therapist working at Whole Foods, she does not like pork with her tofu, and she is good friends with someone who works (or used to work) at Taco Bell. I have seen a couple of women around town who look a little like me, but I…
I went to school with James Brown, James Bond, Tina Turner, Robert Frost, Robert Redford, and Deanna Durbin. I married one of them. He once got a birthday phone call from a bunch of drunk Quebecers who thought he was the famous one.
In many countries, saying that three times would make you divorced, but only if the man says it. Not too helpful in this case.
And the "fat friend" could actually be her boyfriend whom Jay Leno called "fat" on his show. That would be pretty awful.
I think it's Vanessa Hudgens. Although she is not from a poor country, her mom is. She had some acting jobs before she turned 19, but that was when she got her big break in High School Musical. She appeals to the kid demographic and is on TV a lot. She is 26 years old.
Seitan is pretty weird in my book.