And I thought stepping on one of those was gross.

My grandma always said that sex after sixty was the best (in generic terms; not the book necessarily). She and my grandpa were still sexing it up into their eighties, so it must have been working for them. Of course I'm not sure how much of that is just because Grandpa slowed down around that age, but if that's what…

I disagree. If you're raping people or robbing people or doing other socially destructive things: Please post that shit! I want you to be in jail.

That's great! Next time, maybe the men will let us have full sentences and actual diversity.

I so want to quote this on my Facebook page, but I know that my libertarian friends would get very cranky about it.

The problem is that you have the order wrong. It should be:
1. Sex workers (whores is not nice)
2. Pizza
3. Drink until you can't stand up

My sister-in-law did almost the exact same thing. Primarily so that she could invite all of her sisters, most of whom were under 21 at the time.

I went to a great bachelorette party that started at a private home. We played Cards Against Humanity and a semi-naughty board game. She opened some gifts, and then we went on a very low-key bar crawl. Lots of chatting and wine. It was great and there was no particular attention on the bride, which was exactly how she…

You kid, but that last sentence is literally what Stanley Burroughs (the inventor of the Master Cleanse) said. He was one of my grandmother's mentors, and corresponded with her frequently, even after he went to prison for manslaughter. I watched a video of him making this claim and suddenly realized that he might…

I'm not saying that he is trying to fool anyone. A narcissist intrinsically fully believes himself. That he continues to get carried away with his own statements, that he gets mad when his subordinates try to ground him in reality, that he can't reign himself in: These are traits that are common in narcissists.…

The thing is that what we expect people to do with a failure is to learn from it and have a tempered outlook on the next project. It's great to be excited about your creativity. But to admire yourself so much that you can't keep your own expectations and plans grounded in reality will tend to make people disappointed.…

I admire the work you did in avoiding pronouns for Bruce Jenner. Very tidy.

That precise thing happened to a friend of mine. She had to rely on a national abortion agency to help her get the funds to fly to New York to have the procedure done. Never mind that her fetus had no brain and was at high risk of dying in-utero, which would have endangered her life. She would have taken the risk of…

You're welcome.

"Traditional" is not the word I'd use for that Vatican video. Bizarre, alien, confounding, and difficult to comprehend would all work though.

I was working in the parfumerie at Victoria's Secret at the mall in the early 90's. Part of the schtick was that we had to greet all of the customers, so I went up to these two women who were checking out the line of vanilla scents that were the big thing that year. The slim red-head looked really familiar. "Do I know…

If those were the best pictures the photographers got, I wonder how bad the other ones were. Were they just glaring daggers at each other? Was he cowering in the corner?

But, but.. How would a woman coach know how to advise him about how his penis and testicles will affect his playstyle? How did she know how to address his chest hair and other man-grooming things that are essential to playing the game of tennis?

In the last 30 years, I can recall seeing two guys pissing in public. Once was on 4th of July. The other was near a dumpster. The consequences for showing one's dick in public are severe here: Sometimes guys end up on sex offender registries. It is disproportional to the 'crime', but it does happen.

Two socks and stay-at-home-mom/artist. Painter though; not like a performance artist or blow-job artist or something.