My certified nurse midwives did home births as well as hospital births. I chose the hospital because it was better for me (also my son was premature and needed to be in the NICU, so lucky choice for him). You're correct that there are many who will or can only do hospital births, but the remainder are not…

I second this sentiment: One of my cats bit me directly on the nipple a few weeks ago, and not because he thought there might be milk in there.

My grandma always recommended separate bathrooms too. I actually scrolled up to make sure that we weren't related.

Foster the People did it better.

I was scrolling down to mention Wing Chun! I love a good lesbian kung fu movie.

You might want to rethink that. Drag queens did the makeup for the bridesmaids at my brother's wedding. While Tiffany and Amber (the drag queens) looked great, we all looked like we were trying to cover up a 5 o'clock shadow (that wasn't there to be covered). One of my fellow bridesmaids was in tears on the way to the…

I live in Colorado, literally next door to a legal pot shop (my bedroom window overlooks its roof). The sign on the door says, "Ring the bell to enter, have ID and CASH ready." (Pot shops won't take credit cards for legal reasons.) Pretty sure they're not planning on giving anything away.

I agree with everything except that weed candy can kill. I mean, unless you choke on it.

Really not seeing how you got the idea that she trades herself/himself for drugs from that post. Unless you consider any gifts between friends to be payment for sex. In which case I owe a lot of people sex.

My son feels the same way about the inconsistency between the treatment of male nipples vs female nipples. His solution is to keep his nipples covered at all times.

That doesn't look comfortable, but at least she's got a good view.

Well, she's pretty hot.

My son wanted cheekbones like that for Halloween when Lady Gaga had them. He got the spirit gum and latex and wax. I made him a costume. Then, just before I embroidered "Lady Gaga" on the back he decided that there was some other singer that he wanted to be. I finally convinced him to just be a diva and we were both…

Translation: I'm really inconvenienced by having dumped you! You seem happy, and I want a piece of that. If you want me to stop stalking you, please talk to me in person, which won't work because I'll never believe that you don't want me.

I don't partake myself, but I voted for it to be legal and would again. Start a campaign in your area. Talk up the racial disparity in prosecution, the near impossibility of death by overdose, and the need for good, safe marijuana for cancer patients. Then you might get it legally in your area in another decade or…

Stuff like this reinforces my private delusion that William Gibson is a time-traveler.

A relative just adopted a 6-month-old baby. I'm just waiting for someone to criticize her for not breastfeeding.

Pretty sure I heard about this 20 years ago. Maybe it's a retro drive-through funeral home for hipster dead.

I worked with a woman who had another good solution to the "I'm hungry! I haven't eaten all day!" complaint from her newly retired husband. She said, "I'll make you something," which turned out to be a map to the kitchen.

I want to make a joke about rings and volcanoes, but it's just not coming to me.