I used to worry about that, but then the room parents in my son's second grade class admitted that the whole family had lice over the summer. They said they treated it with mayonnaise, and acted like it was no big thing, so I feel a lot more chill about it. If the super-rich, organized, PTA-president room-dad's kids…

It was a friend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Usually she was a pretty good cook, and I have a "beggars can't be choosers" philosophy, so I didn't complain.

I have not enjoyed my experiences with squid-ink pasta, but maybe it's because I had it paired with tomato sauce. I'll have to take a bunch of lactaid and try it with some cream sauce.

Meh. My youngest brother was a radio personality between 3 and 5 years old: World Famous Leroy. If you listened to KIKI in Honolulu in the late 70's, you probably heard him introducing the news, weather, sports, and occasionally in an interview. He was also on TV Pow once (which is a phenomenon that isn't worth…

I would offer a referral to a dietitian (whom you know is trustworthy and not fat-shaming) about how they could eat to improve their health. Maybe mention the minimum exercise that they should be getting ("Are you getting at least 30 minutes of exercise in every day?"), and discuss what kinds of exercise are most…

Heart-Shaped Box

Not to mention that a migraine can cause hallucinations and seizure-like symptoms. If he'd never had one before, it could be indistinguishable from a serious medical event.

My ex-husband subscribed to it in college when he was studying fashion merchandising. I sometimes pick it up if I want inspiration for what kinds of clothes to make for myself. And it's great if you're into collage and need lots of Caucasian flesh-tones or pictures of watches.

I went on a date with a guy who claimed to own the licensing for Sailor Moon in the US. Just think, I could have had this lingerie for free!

I could totally put on socks. In fact, I don't know why I don't bring a spare pair in my carry-on to keep my feet warm on the plane, except that I'm incredibly lazy and disorganized. And I only fly about twice a year, so it's not like I have a lot of habits associated with flight, except to dread it.

Speaking as a garbage monster, I wear sandals because they are easy to take off at the security checkpoint. I take them off so that I can sit cross-legged and warm them up as I have a condition (Renaud's syndrome) which can cause my toes to lose circulation at odd times. I don't get a pedicure because I had no idea…

As someone who has sex with strangers, I'll still be using condoms, but it will be nice to have the backup in case of condom failure.

I spend about $10 a month on Minecraft to rent server space. If my son had his way, that number would be much higher, because he would like to have several different worlds, plus Bukkit and mods. I can imagine architecture mods that I'd be willing to buy, especially if they came with new materials and textures. Maybe…

My first thought: Somewhere someone is fapping to this.

I made one of these lists and I only included books from before I graduated from high-school. Mainly that's because my mind was (as Mr. Dreyfuss said) more malleable, but also because I've read so much since then that it's a much bigger pool to pull from. It would be hard to choose. Plus I didn't want my peers judging…

Oh yes. He can massage my shoulders any time. Any anywhere else he thinks I might be carrying some tension.

If I kick in $100 can I have it for 10 minutes next August?

If I had $22 million extra dollars lying around, I'm sure I could probably also afford to pay someone to hold my wine glass and massage my shoulders when they got sore from holding my head up for so long.

My high-school newspaper gave awards like "most likely to suck a grapefruit through a garden hose." "Most likely to skinny dip" seems incredibly innocent by comparison.

This reminds me of a very inexperienced partner I had once. He had never gone down on a woman before, so when I suggested it he said, "Oh, I've got something special for that." He headed for the bathroom. Luckily I was aware of his lack of sexual experience and said, "What are you getting exactly?" "Vicks Vaporub."…