Being the 69th person to star this post gives me special pants-feels.

I am part of the 32.5 percent.

I think nerdy gamers are hot. (I get super turned on at gaming conventions.) I have had orgasms from having my ears nibbled. I've written erotic fiction about being a nurse and giving surprise handjobs. Other than that, I'm incredibly vanilla. But I love reading all the freaky shit you guys are into!

I'm a sloth too! I probably need more fiber and some moth balls.

Fuck you, Apple-Head Johnson.

I have no problem with #4, assuming that it is not done with a leer. That person is complementing something that I control, a choice that I have made. It is a choice in my appearance, but it's not intrisically objectifying. But as far as the others go:

1. A stranger of any sort, or even someone I just met commenting…

This makes me really glad that my parents took pictures of my brothers being born. I'd seen the worst of it before I was old enough to have any kind of opinion about it. Then my mom showed the pictures to my brothers' friends one day when we were all in high school. Interestingly, I'm still friends with all of those…

Then let me school you. Women receive this kind of treatment all the time. Not only does it wear on our spirits, it can be very threatening. Women are routinely threatened and even assaulted physically for responding negatively to catcalls. I know a lot of women, and I don't know a single one who has never felt…

I found out from my close personal friend George Takei on Facebook. I'll introduce you, if you like.

This is like Sassy Black Friend meets Magical Negro. Stereotype mashup!

The second paragraph of the quote is double pasted. #corrections

There is a lot of variation in boobs. Mine didn't sag at all until I was in my late 20's despite being DD's. I also used to work at Victoria's Secret, so I've seen saggy A's and perky DD's (we didn't have anything above DD when I worked there). However I would still be super surprised if hers were not the result of…

That's so cool that Amber Rose took her baby to prom with her.

I can't tell if this article is satire or not.

I had chicken-fried rabbit on Wednesday and it was delicious. It's similar to pork in texture.

Did you use it to make a woman? Because that's what all the cool kids do.

I think you just answered your own question! They are clearly very versatile.

That reminds me of the time in Fallout New Vegas when I accidentally picked up an ashtray when I was trying to talk to the hotel manager in Novac. I put it right down again and she didn't say anything about it. But as soon as I lay down to sleep, she and several other people came to murder me in my bed. I lost about…

Holy crap. That is incredible.

Samurai Jack's stereotypical Scottish buddy! I love that guy!