Marilyn Manson, maybe? I was really confused by the idea that she was banging a ghost.

My parents and grandparents didn't wear wedding rings, and they were married for 63 and 35 years respectively. I didn't wear one until about three years into my marriage, and then it was mainly because it seemed like a good way to repel guys who assumed I was single. Turns out, no one believed me because it wasn't a…

About a year ago my son said something funny, followed by, "Don't put that on Facebook!" I hadn't realized until then that he even knew what I posted there, but ever since them I have invited him to curate his presence. He gets to veto anything I say about him (other than simply mentioning his existence). I save the…

Onion ninjas!

Playing Angry Birds is essentially what I use my Kindle for. And sometimes reading books.

But if you stand on an O2 vent, you'll stay full. I don't think it will be that big of a deal. I do want to try those double jumps and I love the idea of blasting scavs into orbit.

I'm so glad to be set straight on this! I'd better go out and start kissing/fucking all the lonely young virginal men I can find. Oh wait, I'm old and fat. I probably don't count in this paradigm.

My parents wanted to name me Keith, but my grandpa said that I would be a lesbian. So they gave me a more androgynous name instead. Bad reasoning on my grandpa's part, but I'm still glad my name isn't Keith.

So he would have had multiple uses for it even!

I once read a story (by Stephen King, I think) where a character masturbated sullenly. I think depressturbate is an awesome portmanteau that Mr. King is probably kicking himself for not inventing.

It's hyperbolic, but I do understand the emotion behind it. Maybe he should just be put in stocks at the next big gaming convention so that we can all throw rotten fruit at him. I've got a couple of tomatoes and a strong throwing arm for people who mess with my sensitive Fallout 4 feelings.

Also that he makes me cry. With his jerkiness.

Tim Minchin and Reggie Watts need to be on here. Otherwise, awesome.

It's just like how they used to say, "Pavarotti, he could be a great opera singer if he wasn't such a fatty." Wait, no that never ever ever happened.

I've got full brows and your daughter will be fine. Full brows are very in right now and it's way easier to make full brows thin than to go the other way.

It is for similar reasons that I have always felt that Charlotte Lucas in Pride and Prejudice is a lesbian.

That game is okay, but a few players have gamed the system to create a really fucked up economy. Plus so much of the game feels like gold farming. I've been playing forever and I can't get to the really fun parts. Plus I think I messed up during character creation and it's a real pain to try to change any of the…

Or even started at three and quit when she was four. I had some ballet classes in third grade, and I still do a little jete and plie and all five positions. I'm a dancer!

That looks cool! I spent a decent amount of time playing Save the Queen which isn't quite as pretty but also has an interesting choice mechanic. You are a princess training to be the queen and how you train and other choices determine whether you make it to the throne, die horribly dozens of ways, get exiled, etc.

I hate this story. We're supposed to hate the step-sisters because they are ugly? Most of their ugliness comes from their mom who raises them to think they are better than everyone else. They are victims of an awful parent. Then the prince can't recognize Cinderella after their evening together? Does he have…