This idea of a shoe made entirely from glass is really unrealistic to me. It would be really impossible to walk in. I liked the take on the glass slipper in Ever After much better. Realistic and pretty.

Maybe she's been taking ballet lessons since she was three and she is just not that great at it. Did you think of that, people? I've been eating solid food since I was less than a year old, but I'm still not an expert. I regularly spill on my chest. No, I haven't had a lot of lessons, but I have been eating at an…

I was a brownie in Hawai'i. I don't remember us doing a fire except for breakfast food. But I've had s'mores as an adult. I don't like graham crackers, I hate that waxy bar that masquerades as chocolate, and marshmallows are already bordering on too sweet. Put it all together and I'm out.

Very diplomatic! I'll give it a try.

This gif is adorable, but it wasn't so adorable when my 11lb cat was doing this to me at 3am this morning. Okay, a little bit adorable, but only a little.

For once, I agree with everything here. EVERYTHING. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who is not enchanted by smores or bubble tea. I get what the bubbles are, I just don't like solids in my drink. Blech. My grandma used to love tapioca pudding, but I think that was a depression-era nostalgia thing. Like how some old…

I have a friend I would really like to see wear shorter shorts. He's very short, and he's a weightlifter. I'm sure he's got fantastic legs, but he wears shorts that hang to mid-calf and make him look shorter. I'd bet that some short shorts would be really good for his self-image (he seems to think he looks like a…

In my pants maybe.

Fallout 4 : I will always fall for this one because I WANT TO BELIEVE!

I'll take Hillary with brain damage over anyone the GOP can serve up, particularly Karl Rove.

Some doves in the vicinity were flying in slow motion.

My parents were in the first generation where fathers were allowed in the delivery room. My dad was an amateur photographer and when my younger brother was born, he took ALL the pictures. When I was a teen, my mom not only showed my brother the pictures (one of which was used in the birth announcement), she shared…

Even fast food restaurants appreciate a heads-up for a party that big.

As far as that link goes: Apparently I didn't pull that statistic out of my ass, I pulled it out of someone elses.

I gave examples of people who switched from a fair career to a better one. Yes, the changes of career are often from one shitty one to another, but not always. I'm not saying that most people have five fully educated careers, because most jobs don't require a new bachelors. If you want better examples: My grandfather…

Sounds good! I'll give it a try.

I am about half-way through the second book. I've heard there is a third as well, though it didn't get very good reviews. The second one isn't nearly as good as the first, but it's still good, and Locke is in some very deep shit at the moment. As usual.

As trite as it sounds, What to Expect When You're Expecting is very thorough and filled with good information. I also read a childrearing book by Penelope Leach that had some good stuff in it, and Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy which had a fun tone, but I didn't really like it. I would flip through some books and see…

Don't give up! Being the asker is always an emotional risk, but it is a worthwhile risk to take. I recommend going on a dating site to do your asking. That way everyone is on the same page about the goal.

I definitely go with AJisokay on this one: Naked sexytimes that don't include P in V to start. Make it clear to him that sex is off the table for that session and just enjoy whatever does happen. It also may be that you feel like you have to make up for missed sex and that it will have to be vigorous and athletic…