My ex-husband and I had some good laughs about how totally clueless ours was. Does that count?

That is so true. When I learned to actually listen to what other people were saying rather than spending my listening time formulating the perfect reply, all of my communication improved. And I became a lot more likable.

Interestingly, not everyone who gets arrested is guilty. She was there in contempt of court, but I don't see why that punishment needs to be passed on to her child. Even for those who are guilty of whatever they are jailed for, does that punishment have to extend to the extra expense of formula and the digestive…

Jason Momoa clearly does not understand cause and effect.

She was so awesome that I never wanted to trade her for another companion. I had to play through a second time as a man when I realized that I really wanted to romance Arcade (Zachary Levi).

I'll be outside Denver Comicon playing "Still Alive" and a parody version of "Iron Man" (to the tune of "Spiderman") on my ukulele. The coolest kids will throw me change to pass on to my favorite kids' charity. The last laugh will be mine!

How else am I going to mod Skyrim into lush perfection?

I love that both of these feature women who need X-Box. Personally I'm a PC gamer, but I'm happy with anything that recognizes that women gaming is legit.

Definitely hotter than the pictures on Craigslist of guys comparing their hard-ons to various soft drink cans and bottles.

I agree. For instance the Lumbee are a huge tribe, but (at least the last time I checked) they did not have federal recognition.

Wow. Has she always been that way? Because if not, you may want to mention that behavior to her doctor; maybe she's having a weird drug reaction/interaction. Something similar happened to my mom. If she's always been that way, then I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure whether that means that many people are dumb or that many people are just stone cold literalists.

Some people have natural charisma, even in pictures. She is definitely one of them.

I'm pretty sure all of the anchors on Fox News are fake too. At least that's what I'd like to believe.

"[A] fake anchor if ever there was one" ... Does he really think that people believe that Stephen Colbert is a real anchor? Maybe he is only partly getting it? What part of Comedy Central does he not understand? And does his staff not know enough to explain what satire is? This whole thing is fascinating. Now I'm…

It's amazing to me that someone would take that and NOT expect to die from it.

Believe it or not, I have been with three guys for whom Magnums and Trojans were too small. If there was an XL option, I didn't see it. There are custom condoms online, but they are expensive and much more tailored than just having another, larger size. Also, I've been with a couple of guys who were swimming a bit in…

I am psyched every time I buy condoms. It means I am about to have sex or am expecting to have sex within the week. I am a happy condom purchaser. I just wish that there was more size variety available at the grocery store.

That seems to happen as a matter of course. Everyone wins, and I'm not nervous any more! Plus, it seems like they throw a lot of money at me even if I forget what I was going to say.

I get nervous before public speaking. I also heard that it helps if the audience can picture you naked, so taking off my clothes is just common sense.